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Stars dressed themselves at the time or had a friend or the studio help them. Then Joan asked, 'who are you wearing? Stars had always worn fashion house dresses and often paid for them.
After Joan took over they sent so many to the stars someone was needed to sor Joan Rivers' achievements in fashion far outweighed her career as a comedian.
After Joan took over they sent so many to the stars someone was needed to sort through them and accessorise them and then return after use.
This is because stars, unlike you or me have a lot to do, even when not filming. They need to have stylists, maids, cooks, cleaners, gardeners, chauffeurs, personal trainers, people to carry their downloads and personal aides to massage their egos.
Life at the gym, the beauty salon, the restaurant and shopping can be exhausting and they need a lot of time not doing anything but lying, watching television and maintaining their star quality. This industry started by Joan is vast, multi-billion.
The stylists are not only paid well and paid off by the fashion houses no doubt , the publicists have something to write about, the studios love the publicity and the tabloids can forget about proper journalism and just print PR releases.
Major fashion distributors adapt the clothes for ordinary people meaning that a season later a lot of sheep will be baa-ing around the place in really awful clothes like the high-low hem and side-boob and the kind of shoes that are terribly uncomfortable and terribly expensive but have red soles!
This makes the sheep feel on-trend, edgy, smug and that they are really cool people who have it going on. This is all living the American dream. This is uber-capitalism.
Joan invented a new industry based on that simple phrase, "who are you wearing? What a genius! Is it any wonder she won Celebrity Apprentice?