Jokes and riddles offer a great segue into multiple word meanings, homophones, language The kid-friendly jokes in this book are great for classroom (or. As one attempts to write a book, even a joke book, he often encounters periods of depression and a slowing of motiva- tion. During periods of depression, I was. Jokes. A few years ago Richard Wiseman went in search of the world's funniest joke. The results are described in his book, Quirkology. Here are the first.
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Astonished, the air hostess and the co-pilot asked the captain what he had said to Santa. The captain replied: 'Nothing, I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others were going to Jalandhar. Thanks to that, I was able to patch up the hole!
Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder. He asked his maneem accountant to add up all he owned and how long it could last. The muneem added up all his assets and assured him that it would certainly hold out till the traditional saat pusht — seven generations.
Far from being relieved Lala Garib Chand looked more disconsolate than before and with a great sigh of sorrow exclaimed, Hai! Hamaaree aathveen pusht ka kya hogaV Oh! What will happen to our eighth generation?
Contributed by UK. You go to school where they do not teach, In the House of God, they hatred preach. If you have merit, you will sigh and sob, If you are backward, you might get a job. Out of caste, if you dare to wed, Your kith and kin will chop your head.
If you are honest, in north or in south, You will live from hand to mouth. If you are wily and your means sinister, You are likely to become a chief minister.
But remember the new maxim, my lad, Defection is good, conversion is bad. Contributed by G.
The lady replied, 'Never, I will follow in the footsteps of my mother. Like her, I will remain single. Cuban labour minister: 'Labour problems in our nation produce hundreds of types of tensions for me. Labour problems in our nation produce 50, babies every day. There was no vacant seat. As the old bus rattled and swayed, he supported himself precariously, holding the bag in one hand, the other hand holding the bar provided near the ceiling.
His wallet in his hip pocket and both hands engaged, Ujaagar didn't know what to do. Ujaagar thrust the bag into the conductor's hand and struggled to take the wallet out, when the conductor protested: T can't be carrying passengers' baggage like this — I'm the conductor, after all! Contributed by S. Banta went to a cheap restaurant to have dinner. He ran into his friend Ram Lai who was working there as a waiter. T may work in a third-class restaurant,' replied Ram Lai, 'but I don't eat in one like you.
An Englishman, an American, and a Sardarji were called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman said, T think I can empty 20 bottles of beer. The American said, 'I think I can eat 15 hamburgers.
She is my aunt now. We print something for everyone. And some people are always looking for mistakes. They were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together. The partition separated them as Subedar Imamdin was absorbed in the Pakistan Army. If you want to stop suffering, get yourself cremated on them. When a jokester who was a shopkeeper found a policeman screwing his wife, he said: "I got something I wasn't bargaining for. When a jokester saw a pimp renting the services of a black prostitute, he said: "What's your rate for the night?
When a jokester saw an ophthalmologist busy rubbing away on a girl, he said: "Watch out, young man, that you don't, in healing her sight, ruin her 'I'". When a jokester saw an ophthalmologist busy rubbing away on a girl in her prime, he said: "Don't, in healing her sight, ruin her depths. A jokester went abroad; there, he developed a hernia.
Coming home, he was asked if he had brought a present back. Someone needled a jokester: "I had your wife, without paying a dime. What made you do it? A Kymean constructed a huge threshing-floor and stationed his wife on the opposite end. He asked her if she could see him. When she replied that it was hard for her to see him, he snapped: "The time will come when I'll build a threshing-floor so big that I won't be able to see you and you won't be able to see me.
A rude astrologer cast a sick boy's horoscope. After promising the mother that the child had many years ahead of him, he demanded payment. When she said, "Come tomorrow and I'll pay you," he objected: "But what if the boy dies during the night and I lose my fee? A rude star-gazer cast a sick boy's horoscope. When the mother said, "I'll pay tomorrow, " he objected: "But what if the boy dies during the night? Do I lose my fee?
An incompetent schoolteacher was asked who the mother of Priam was. Not knowing the answer, he said: "It's polite to call her Ma'am. A man, just back from a trip abroad, went to an incompetent fortune-teller.
He asked about his family, and the fortune-teller replied: "Everyone is fine, especially your father. An incompetent astrologer cast a boy's horoscope and said: "He will be a lawyer, then a city-official, then a governor. An incompetent astrologer cast a man's horoscope and said: "You are unable to father children.
A glutton betrothed his daughter to another glutton. Asked what he was giving her as a dowry, he replied: "A house whose windows face the bakery. While a drunkard was imbibing in a tavern, someone approached and told him: "Your wife is dead.
While an intellectual was imbibing in a tavern, someone approached and told him: "Your wife is dead. A man with bad breath, kissing his wife over and over, said: "My Lady, my Hera, my Aphrodite. A man with bad breath asked his wife: "Madame, why do you hate me?
A young actor was loved by two women, one with bad breath and the other with reeking armpits.
The first woman said: "Give me a kiss, master. I am torn betwixt two evils! An actor who was a jokester was loved by two women, one with bad breath and the other with reeking armpits. One said: "Give me a kiss. A young man said to his libido-driven wife: "What should we do, darling?